{"id":195,"date":"2010-01-05T21:31:07","date_gmt":"2010-01-05T21:31:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/feedmittens.com\/justwingit\/the-one-with-the-green-peppers-and-no-witnesses\/"},"modified":"2010-01-05T21:31:07","modified_gmt":"2010-01-05T21:31:07","slug":"the-one-with-the-green-peppers-and-no-witnesses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feedmittens.com\/justwingit\/the-one-with-the-green-peppers-and-no-witnesses\/","title":{"rendered":"The One With the Green Peppers and No Witnesses"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/feedmittens.com\/justwingit\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/pizza_4254297844_o.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/feedmittens.com\/justwingit\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/pizza_4254297844_o-COLLAGE.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n<p>January 2010, and somewhere in this archive&#8217;s home kitchen, a rectangular pan pizza came out topped with pepperoni and green pepper and got photographed on what looks like a baking tray still on the stovetop. No plate. No table setting. Just straight documentation of the moment it left the oven, which honestly says more about priorities than any caption could.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll invent the rest: this was a Tuesday, the dough had proofed a little too long, and somebody was very pleased with themselves about the pepper distribution. Corrections welcome.<\/p>\n<p>Dough inspiration for future attempts: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.seriouseats.com\/new-york-style-pizza-dough-recipe\">Serious Eats&#8217; New York-style pizza dough<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>January 2010, and somewhere in this archive&#8217;s home kitchen, a rectangular pan pizza came out topped with pepperoni and green pepper and got photographed on what looks like a baking tray still on the stovetop. No plate. No table setting. Just straight documentation of the moment it left the oven, which honestly says more about [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":193,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wingblog_latitude":0,"wingblog_longitude":0,"wingblog_city":"","wingblog_state":"","wingblog_photo_date":"2010-01-05","wingblog_venue_type":"","wingblog_venue_name":"","wingblog_venue_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[87],"tags":[90,68,89,88],"wing_location":[],"class_list":["post-195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-pizza","tag-archive","tag-homemade","tag-pepperoni","tag-pizza"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/feedmittens.com\/justwingit\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/feedmittens.com\/justwingit\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/feedmittens.com\/justwingit\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/feedmittens.com\/justwingit\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/feedmittens.com\/justwingit\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=195"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/feedmittens.com\/justwingit\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/feedmittens.com\/justwingit\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/feedmittens.com\/justwingit\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/feedmittens.com\/justwingit\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/feedmittens.com\/justwingit\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=195"},{"taxonomy":"wing_location","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/feedmittens.com\/justwingit\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/wing_location?post=195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}